... Or they at
least end up in Doris Wishman movies. Boobalicious blonde "Gigi
Darlene" plays Meg Kelton, left alone in her apartment when
hubby goes to work. She wanders out into the stairwell where the
leering serial-killer-lookin' janitor decides to have himself
a little grope-athon. When the Megster threatens to tell her husband,
the janitor, in a weird Evil-Overlord-of-the-Universe monotone,
says, "You wouldn't be so foolish!" He does his thing,
then insists she meet him at his apartment. Rocket scientist Meg
heads on over, where the janitor goes for the gold once again--only
this time, Meg whacks him, gets scared and splits town. Our unfortunate
heroine winds up in the Big Apple, where she falls in with various
oddballs, including a seemingly normal fellow who flips out at
the mere mention of "having a drink." Insisting he's
a teetotaler, he guzzles a bottle of scotch and beats Meg with
his belt. She also falls in with a body-stocking-clad lesbian
and a creepy old lady, all the while fearing that the cops are
closing in. Director Wishman does her standard routine of shooting
the movie silent, then (very badly) dubbing it. In many cases,
we find ourselves looking at shoes or a phone or just about anything
but the person who's talking. There are also endless shots
of feet--standing, walking, running, stalking--you name it, you'll
see feet doin' it. Damn is this movie awful. I kinda dug
it, though. (Something Weird Video)
--Scott Phillips
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