Elves

Weekly Alibi

DIRECTED BY: Jeffrey Mandel

REVIEWED: 12-29-97

You want scary, I'll give you scary. How about Dan Haggerty as Santa? This obscuro monster movie features a young fast-food waitress chosen by her grandfather to be mated with an elf as part of some nasty Nazi master plan. When a sleazy, coke-snorting department store Santa is castrated by a pack of fugly little elves, fat Dan Haggerty (as a homeless ex-detective) is brought in to save the day. Dan's tried several "comeback" movies since his post-Grizzly Adams drug bust days. This is undoubtedly the weirdest. The elves are pretty creepadelic, but--brrr

--Devin D. O'Leary

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