Poor William Shakespeare. The guy could be making a mint out in
Hollywood right now. He's the hottest thing in movies since former
"Fresh Prince" Will Smith left D.J. Jazzy Jeff standing
in an unemployment line somewhere. Now, before you get all high-minded
on me and start railing against the concept of a modern-day Shakespeare
selling out to Hollywood, bear in mind that Willy-boy was the
Steven Spielberg of his day, cranking out blockbuster after blockbuster
for the appreciative masses of Merry Olde England. Shakespeare's
stuff appealed to every stratum of society--from the well-bred
society dames up in the balcony to the unwashed groundlings who
appreciated a good butt joke when they saw one. For all the highbrow
literary patina Shakespeare has accrued over the centuries, he
was a high-concept Hollywood hitmaker through and through.
The latest of Shakespeare's plays to hit the big screen is his
comedy A Midsummer Night's Dream. Unlike Shakespeare's
other efforts, A Midsummer Night's Dream has seen few filmic
adaptations. (The weird but captivating 1935 version starring
James Cagney and Woody Allen's 1982 send-up, A Midsummer Night's
Sex Comedy, are among the few.) Dream is Shakespeare's
most stagebound work--a silly farce intended, largely, to lampoon
the conventions of traditional theater. It is, as Shakespeare
himself calls it, "a weak and idle theme." Needless
to say, a star-packed Hollywood movie isn't the best medium for
lampooning the conventions of traditional European theater.
Director Michael Hoffman has assembled an enviable cast with which
to tackle the Bard. Kevin Kline, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rupert Everett,
Stanley Tucci and Calista Flockhart are among the actors to suit
up here. For some reason, Hoffman has chosen to transplant the
play from ancient Greece to late-1800s Tuscany. This allows the
cast to adopt a more modern wardrobe and to spend a lot of time
tooling around on bicycles. Aside from the switch in time, Hoffman
keeps much of Shakespeare's plot and poetic dialogue intact.
Our story begins as young lovers Hermia (cute Anna Friel) and
Lysander (hunky Dominic West) flee deep into the forest to escape
Hermia's mean old father who wishes her to marry Demetrius (stiff
Christian Bale). Soon, Demetrius wanders into the forest himself
in search of his true love Hermia. Following close on Demetrius'
heels is Helena (Calista Flockhart, doing her same shrill "Ally
McBeal" shtick), who is hopelessly in love with the man.
Everyone, you see, is in love with someone else. Things only get
worse, of course, when the squabbling King and Queen of Fairies
(the equally gorgeous Rupert Everett and Michelle Pfeiffer) stumble
on to the scene, and a jilted King Oberon sends his fairy trickster
Puck (sublime Stanley Tucci) to liberally dose everyone in sight
with a magical love potion. Numerous romantic mix-ups ensue. ...
And then the actors show up.
Contained within A Midsummer Night's Dream is a boisterous
parody of bad theater, as an ensemble of amateur actors wanders
into the woods to practice their play, The Most Lamentable
Comedy and Cruel Death of Pyramus and Thisbe. Kevin Kline
has a great time as Bottom, the bombastic thespian who is soon
transformed into an ass and seduced by the love potion-besotted
Queen of the Fairies. After all the romantic bait-and-switch is
said and done, we are booted out of the sylvan glen to witness
a full performance of Pyramus and Thisbe in front of the
Duke and a few freshly married couples. It's an odd transition
in the play and comes off even odder on screen. For 70 percent
of the film, we're watching lovers and ancient gods engage in
a mystical version of "Three's Company." For the remaining
30 percent, we're watching a play being performed. Granted, the
play is a gut-buster, and Kevin Kline unleashes all the bad acting
skills he can muster with hilarious aplomb. Still, it can be argued
that Hoffman has wasted too much time on the stagebound spectacle,
and would have been better off trimming it.
With gods, actors, lovers, bicycles and mud wrestling on tap,
Hoffman (director of the merely OK historical drama Restoration
and the merely OK soap opera parody Soapdish) chucks all
semblance of believability and goes for pure theatrical camp.
Sets are stagey. Costumes are exaggerated (lots of cheesy wire
fairy wings and body glitter). On the plus side, Hoffman keeps
most of his cast scantily clad throughout, and the actors at least
have the good sense to have fun with the randy, pun-filled material.
Romance, nudity, big stars, special effects and a running ass
joke? Sounds like a summer movie to me.