Excuse me while I let my petty jealousy
outta the cage here, but this guy Ewan McGregor, I mean, c'mon.
First we see him in this flick wandering around in his
boxer briefs, eatin' breakfast cereal, then Trainspotting
comes along and his wiener makes an appearance, and now I understand
that in his new movie, not only is his schween on view for two-thirds
of the running time, but it's painted up like a five-dollar crackwhore.
And the girls go wild for the guy! Let me run around in
my skivvies talking about heroin and sex in a thick Scottish burr,
and you know what happens? Jack shit, buddy! I mean, have you
ever had to hide a magazine from someone because she's threatening
to lick the cover? And as if that weren't enough, Shallow
Grave is one of the best damn movies I've seen in a long time,
which pisses me off all the more. Ewan is one of three roommates
looking for someone to rent their fourth bedroom, and when their
mysterious new tenant commits suicide, things quickly go to hell.
I'm not gonna spoil a second of it for you here, 'cause it's too
much fun watching things unfold--suffice it to say that Danny
(Trainspotting) Boyle's direction is terrific and all the
actors are superb, Ewan especially, the bastard. I'll get him
someday. (Polygram Video)
--Scott Phillips
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