In early February, Rev. Jerry Falwell noticed what is apparently
a raging religious crisis--namely, that Tinky Winky ain't the
manliest of the Teletubbies. News reports had a field day, announcing
that the Christian crusader and leader of the now-defunct Moral
Majority had just "outed" one of the Teletubbies. Obviously,
the combination of a fruity children's show character and an easily
mocked religious blowhard proved far too tempting a story for
most media outlets to pass up.
Now, of course, Falwell and his zealot brigade are backpedaling
and claiming the entire scandal is the product of "the worst
form of yellow journalism ... clearly designed to stereotype and
damage Dr. Falwell." The flap started with a "Parent's
Alert" in Falwell's National Liberty Journal. Senior
Editor J.M. Smith actually penned the article, which states that
the baby-talking Tink has "become a favorite character among
gay groups worldwide." Smith went on to note that, "Further
evidence that the creators of the series intend for Tinky Winky
to be a gay character have surfaced. He is purple--the gay pride
color; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle--the gay pride
symbol."
It was also noted that Tinky Winky (who is referred to as male
in the show) carries a red, patent leather purse. What further
evidence does Falwell need that PBS is trying to corrupt the youth
of America with their swishy role models? For their part, the
Teletubbies creators, Itsy Bitsy Entertainment, claim that Tink's
"purse" is actually a "magic bag." A spokesperson
on Itsy Bitsy's behalf also called Falwell's claims "absurd
and kind of offensive. ... To think we would be putting sexual
innuendo in a children's show is kind of outlandish." Falwell
isn't buying such "disingenuous and insufficient" explanations.
Indeed Tinky Winky has been adopted as a camp symbol by the gay
community--thanks, in no small part, to the publicity generated
by Dr. Falwell. In the wake of his "outing," the SF
Chronicle reported that Tinky Winky is now the front runner
in votes to be the Grand Marshal at this year's San Francisco
Gay Pride Parade. PlanetOut magazine, a prominent gay publication,
warned readers to be on the lookout for other soon-to-be-outed
children's characters, including Bert and Ernie, Peppermint Patty,
Snagglepuss and Velma from "Scooby Do."
But is prepubescent, genitalia-less Tinky Winky really gay? A
quick trip to Tink's "official" biography on the BBC
homepage (www.bbc.co.uk/education/teletubbies/activities/ tinkywinky.shtml)
reveals only six cryptic sentences: "Tinky Winky is the biggest
Teletubby. He is purple. He has a special song he loves to sing
to himself: 'Pinkle Winkle Tinky Winky, Pinkle Winkle Tinky Winky.'
Tinky Winky loves walking, marching, dancing and falling over.
Tinky Winky's favourite thing is his special red bag. Tinky Winky
loves big hugs best of all."
Is that so wrong?