Steven Seagal, Marg Helgenberger, Harry Dean
Stanton, Kris Kristofferson. (R, 107 min.)
Steven Seagal strikes me as the least interesting Zen Buddhist, environmental activist,
country music-playing martial arts movie star imaginable. But my opinion is clearly
in the minority, and this latest entry in the ponytailed face-crusher's curriculum
vitae will surely pack 'em in with the same brutal efficiency as previous hits such
as Under Siege, Hard to Kill, and On Deadly Ground. This time around, Seagal is Jack
Taggart, an Environmental Protection Agency marshal sent to investigate reports of
illegal toxic waste dumping near a remote Kentucky coal mining town. Despite his
cover identity as an itinerant carpenter, he stands out glaringly in the tiny village
(that wardrobe of foppish Adam Ant fringed leather outfits, perhaps?) and is soon
being menaced by goons who work for villainous polluter Orin Hanner (Kristofferson).
These thugs, needless to say, are pulverized as effortlessly as so many Easter chicks.
This is a problem I've always had with Seagal's martial arts sequences; there's seldom
a nanosecond of suspense, and the fight choreography has all the sophistication of
Seventies drive-in fare such as Billy Jack and Walking Tall. Of course, some narrative
spackling paste is needed to fill in the gaps between the beatdown sequences, and
this thankless role is handled by Helgenberger, who plays a beekeeping spinster romanced
by Taggart. Kristofferson continues his recent trend of sinister power broker roles
with a cartoonishly amusing turn as Hanner. Other singers-turned-actors, including
Randy Travis and Travis Tritt, appear in cameo roles. Stanton, meanwhile, makes what
I'm fairly certain is his onscreen singing debut, and Seagal extends the artistic
cross-training theme by jamming with a country band. What we're talking about here
is strictly novelty value, though, and for me that's about all this movie has going
for it. I still consider the whispery-voiced, beetle-browed Seagal a complete cypher
and perhaps the most baffling box office draw in film history. Fire Down Below offers
the grimacing hulk little support with a hopelessly implausible plot and odd production
touches such as a musical score which occasionally juxtaposes Mississippi Delta blues
with Kentucky mountain scenes. There's also a curiously high incidence of anal penetration
jokes for such a bull-necked macho action flick. But enough; for the faithful, my
scornful nattering will be as locust chirps in the remote distance. All I can realistically
hope is that I'll never turn on the radio and hear Seagal and Merle Haggard dueting
on "The Fighting Side of Me."
1.5 stars
--Russell Smith
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