It is Saturday afternoon and the recently turned seven-year-old and I are sitting
in the theatre watching Good Burger. Marjorie Baumgarten had evoked Abbott
& Costello and Martin & Lewis in her review of this movie, so I knew it was
my turf. When we were teenagers, film critic Leonard Maltin and I would go to kiddie
matinees to see Jerry Lewis movies. Average age of the screaming audience members
there more to eat candy and run around than watch the screen: 8; Our age: 14, and
our sole purpose was to experience another hysterical masterpiece by the great Jerry
Lewis. There were always cartoons as well, though often in wretched shape (even at
this young age, Maltin was beginning to accumulate a substantial home library of
movies, including many cartoons). Our Saturday afternoon movie-going was a holy ritual,
the best of those wide-open suburban summers. Coming out of a theatre with daylight
left, a chance to relish the movie, and still cram something else into the day.
Before the ritual swim, even, the seven-year-old and I head to Good Burger.
The Austin summers aren't as innocent as those days in Jersey but movies still fit
in well. Marge is right. Nickelodeon's Kel Mitchell and Kenan Thompson are funny
and creative in the classic comedy pair sense, given the underlying stupidity of
the team (which is, of course, its central conceit and basic liability), they are
very good. Stupid can be very funny but too stupid can wear thin pretty quickly,
thus good stupid must walk a fine line. Driven by that team, this was definitely
Abbott & Costello country and here, that's a compliment.
It is Saturday afternoon, we are at the movies, and our heroes are unjustly locked
up in a mental asylum. They turn the radio dial, switching the music from deadening
elevator muzak to driving funk, George Clinton's "Knee Deep" with the master
himself as one of the patients. As the funk plays, suddenly the patients, exaggerated
caricatures all, start dancing. It is the sweetest moment of movie silliness, the
institutionalized insane finding the beat and hitting the groove.
I can't imagine that this scene won't be offensive to a wide range of tastes and
completely uninteresting to many more. In fact, knowing about it might overwhelm
it, any expectation being too much for this slim scene to carry. But here in the
middle of this film is this unexpected scene, a bit of musical magic as the dancing
patients, accompanied by Clinton, Kel and Kevin, scheme to get away.
Back then, my feet used to get stuck to the floor of the theatre in Hackensack,
N.J., with screaming kids all around me, as Maltin and I leaned forward to make sure
we got all the dialogue from Jerry Lewis' films and then roared back in laughter
at the high points. Years later, my feet feel like they are sticking to the floor,
even though it is clean, and in a moment none-too-profound, I have felt the magic
of the movies and I'm ready to dance.