Has it really been 20 years already? It seems like only yesterday
good-girl babysitter Laurie Strode battled it out with her inhuman, Captain Kirk-bemasked,
butcher knife-wielding sibling Michael Myers and revolutionized the face of the American
horror film. I remember driving through an overcast Albany one afternoon in '78 and
pestering my dad to swing by the Loews and take in a matinee -- I was 12 and the suggestion
carried little fatherly imperative that day, but I more than made up for it by spending
much of the Eighties mooning over freshly minted scream queen Curtis in her post-Halloween
roles (The Fog creeps me out to this day). And now, the final chapter, one hopes,
on yet another sagging franchise. As if Halloweens 3-5 never existed (hardly a stretch),
H20 catches up to a damaged version of its protagonist 20 years to the day after
the events of the first film (we know this is so because a subtitle proclaims that
it's "October 31st, 1998," quickly followed by "Halloween." Duh.) Strode (Curtis)
is now Keri Tate, a "functioning alcoholic" and principal of a smallish private high
school sequestered outside a small Southern California town. She's also mother to
17-year-old son Josh (Hartnett), who in the fine tradition of teenagers everywhere,
resents mom's asphyxiative apron strings. Guys, like girls, just wanna have fun,
and when the opportunity arises to ditch the school camping trip and hang out with
a trio of equally horny friends, Josh takes the bait and stays behind while mom hallucinates
her evil brother at every available juncture, this despite the marginally reassuring
presence of her romance-inclined counselor (Arkin). Michael, of course, is back in
town, and without Donald Pleasance's Dr. Loomis around to keep him on a leash, suburbia's
favorite boogeyman makes a beeline to the school and begins slicing, dicing, and
julienning assorted victims as he moves towards Laurie and her son. Film geeks will
chuckle over Curtis' real-life mom Janet Leigh in a cameo as Laurie/Keri's busybody
secretary (if you're a real geek, you'll recognize her car and that snatch of Bernard
Herrman straight off), but H20, like the original, isn't a particularly humorous
affair. For one thing, Laurie's character arc has bottomed out, resulting in a powerful
heroine coming off as a paranoid lush. In the real world, I suppose, that's how things
might have turned out, but the Laurie Strode of Halloween's 1 and 2 never struck
me as a quitter. Miner strives to imbue the film with the requisite autumnal haze
of the original but then gives up midway through and instead resorts to the standard
stalk 'n' slash formulas. It's heartening to see a beloved character revived like
this (at one point during the screening I attended, audience members actually stood
up and cheered), but H20 -- for all its good, gory intentions -- is barely a shadow
of the original. There's no frisson, no sense of the impossible here, though whether
that's due to Miner and Company or simply the passage of time is up for debate. It's
a fitting enough capstone for one of horror cinema's more memorable series, I suppose,
but when it ended, I wanted to go peruse the original more than anything else.
--Marc Savlov
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