Somebody rushed out and rebuilt the Chrysler Building that was leveled twice this summer already in Godzilla and Deep Impact, but it gets blasted right back to the pavement in a meteor shower. That's just a little drizzle of fiery rocks compared to what's coming, however, namely an asteroid as big as Texas. As Billy Bob Thornton makes sure we know, even bacteria have to be afraid of this hunk of granite. Well, Robert Duvall managed to save us from that itty-bitty comet in Deep Impact, but it's gonna take a younger, buffer buckeroo this time. So call in Bruce Willis. True, he's not an astronaut, but he is the world's best oil driller. And he and his team of grease-smeared felons are just the guys to save old Earth from the ash heap. Yep, just like Duvall and his guys, they'll just Space Shuttle up to the asteroid and blow it to bits with a trusty old nuke that has nary a Russkie to be concerned about anymore anyway. Now here's what they call inventiveness in Hollywood. See, in Deep Impact, they just nuked the itty bitty old comet. In Armageddon, Bruce and the boys are gonna have to drill a hole first. You won't believe what happens (unless you've seen Deep Impact, that is).