Its bad enough when Hollywood execs waste time, energy, and money
in the interest of inferior products, but its worse when they
also squander good talent in their hellish bargains. Watching
the likes of Ralph Fiennes, Sean Connery, Eileen Atkins, and Fiona
Shaw pinned and wriggling on the stone cold wall of The Avengers
is enough to make ones flesh crawl. (Even Uma Thurman, on whom
the acting jury is still out, garners some sympathy.)
The important thing to remember in such dire cases, of course,
is that while these fine actors at least got big paychecks for
wasting their time with such an embarrassment and will emerge
from the experience unscathed, the same may not be true for filmgoers.
I, for one, am having trouble living with myself for having sat
through the entire 95 minutes of this sorry excuse for a movie.
This big-screen reincarnation of the late-60s television series
is lacking the style and wit fundamental to its raison detre;
the script by Don McPherson is utterly without form; the action
sequences are amateurishly choreographed; and the special effects
are likely to insult the intelligence of any 10-year-old.
Is there anything at all good to say about The Avengers? Perhaps.
Seeing what the brilliant Fiennes best known for his dramatic
work can do with comedy in which there is no comedy (nor much
of anything else) to play, may encourage some casting directors
to give him a juicy comic opportunity that will really make us
smile.
--Hadley Hury
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