Who wouldnt want the opportunity to go back to high school, a la Never Been Kissed, the new comedy starring Drew Barrymore? If I had to guess, Id say just about no one. What would be the point? Weve got our own money and we dont have to get some stranger in a convenience-store parking lot to buy us beer. Besides, if you were a geek then, youre probably a geek now, a slut then, a slut now, and so on.
Thats the premise in this sweet but trifling comedy. And while Never Been Kissed is nothing to write home about, theres something to be admired in Barrymores head-first approach. Not to mention that its hard to pooh-pooh a movie thats so upbeat in its message about possibilities.
Possibility number one is that chance to go back to high school and really do it right this time. Barrymore stars as Josie Geller, a newspaper copy editor in Chicago, who does just that in her first writing assignment. Possibility number two is her tryout as a reporter, something shes wanted to do for a long time. Finally, possibility number three is Josie finding that one special guy to give her her first kiss.
In addition to starring in the film, Barrymore produced it (the first for her company). Its the second feature for the director Raja Gosnell (his first being Home Alone 3) and the debut for screenwriters Abby Kohn and March Silverstein. This may account for Never Been Kisseds reach-for-the-stars theme.
But before all the glory, there are some hitches. Josie enrolls in high school and finds herself exactly where she was a decade earlier a loser whos a magnet for harassment from the cool kids. Flashbacks show Josies first go-around, when she had braces, bad skin, and even worse hair. She was also a little too eager in her affection for one boy, which resulted in humiliation. Now 25, shes a reserved, neat-freak perfectionist who wears knee socks and does needlepoint. When she goes back to school, she gets eaten up alive.
Yet, theres that little bit of oomph in her that gives her the courage to go for the reporting assignment, and it helps her endure the ordeal. When she gets scooped on a story involving the schools happening clique, her brother Rob (David Arquette) goes back to high school too, in order to infiltrate the cool kids group and make sure Josie gets included. Meanwhile, theres a young, hunky English teacher (Michael Vartan) making eyes at Josie.
Josie is the most believably human role that Barrymore has played. All vanity is stripped. Her hair is awful, her clothes are awful, and she trips and flails about like a fool. She is someone people can root for, literally, as the unbearably cute conclusion of the film shows. Its harmless enough, though the profession of journalism gets a beating. Everything works out for Josie. She gets her man and she gets her story, which we hear in a voice-over. It is, even for a make-believe news story
well, the word crap comes to mind.