Any concern that Anne Heche, given her personal life, could pull
off the lead opposite Harrison Ford in the romantic comedy Six
Days, Seven Nights soon dissipates. Its not the logical intrusion
that gay actors play straight all the time and vice versa. Instead,
our wonder is turned to the fact that after several days stranded
on a deserted tropical island, the Heche character retains her
mascara, without a smudge or flake. Now thats something.
More impressive, however, is that this Ivan Reitman-directed romantic
comedy is not without some merit and that cant be said for
most movies in this genre.
Heche plays Robin, an editor for a New York magazine called Dazzle,
which professes to hold the key to such business as how to drive
men wild. Apparently, some of that info has sunk in with Robin
because her boyfriend, Frank (David Schwimmer), turns up with
two tickets for a tropical getaway. To get to their destination,
the couple hires the charter services of a battered pilot named
Quinn (Ford) and his battered four-seater plane.
All goes well on the island. Frank proposes and Robin says yes,
and they happily drink mai tais on the beach. Their little slice
of paradise is interrupted, however, when Robins boss calls and
demands that she oversee a photo shoot the next day on nearby
Tahiti. To get there, Robin turns to Quinn, who must tear himself
away from a luscious native woman named Angelica (Jacqueline Obradors).

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En route to Tahiti, Quinn and Robin hit a bad storm. Lightning
strikes, and the plane crashes on an uncharted island. Once there,
as Frank and Angelica man a search party and comfort each other,
Robin and Quinn turn to their survival instincts. Initially, Robin
expects Quinn to save them by calling forth his guyness. He does
his part by nabbing a peacock for dinner and finding them fresh
water. Robin proves to be no slacker either. Though shes not
exactly making radios out of coconuts, she does embark on acts
that could fill her magazine for months: How To Pack For a Plane
Crash, A Great Haircut for Trying Times, and Pirates, Friend or
Foe? to name but a few.
Yes, pirates figure in there somewhere. Theres also a snake up
Robins pants and some euphemistic talk regarding Quinns plane
(Im not sure about your equipment, says Robin). This would
all be pretty much unbearable if it werent for Heche and Ford.
Ford makes a go of Michael Brownings script by taking his trademark
beleaguered what-now? approach, and Heche, as the pushy New Yorker,
manages to keep up. As for their chemistry, well, theres nothing
like battling pirates to make even the most mismatched pair see
the common ground. On the downside, the filmmakers seem to be
using wardrobe to boost Heches sex appeal to an obnoxious point.
Make that points, since Heches chest is practically a character
in the film.