"Being John Malkovich" had me laughing pretty much from the moment Craig
Schwartz, a hangdog puppeteer played by John Cusack, flips on the TV and
sees his arch-rival's latest stunt--a production of The Belle of
Amherst, starring an Emily Dickinson marionette the size of a Macy's
Underdog float. James Agee excepted, reviewers never sound dorkier than
when they're trying to explain why something's funny. But there's something
about the deadpan treatment of this oddity that's staggeringly silly--as if
the atmosphere had suddenly switched from oxygen to airplane glue.
For that you can thank Spike Jonze, the wizardly young video director,
who has a silent-movie comic's gift for imagining the absurd in prosaic
terms. (He made the amazing Fatboy Slim video in which the world's most
hapless dance troupe traumatizes some real-life onlookers.) He's ideally
suited to Being John Malkovich, a one-of-a-kind, inexplicably
hilarious comedy about obsession, celebrity, and the nature of identity.
At one level, Being John Malkovich is the story of a triangle
involving puppeteer Cusack, his frumpy wife (an unrecognizable Cameron
Diaz), and his malicious dream girl, played with venomous relish by
Catherine Keener. Basically, though, it's a slamming-doors farce--only the
slamming doors all lead directly into the brain of actor John Malkovich.
Since a genuinely novel movie idea comes along about as often as
Kahoutek, that's all you should know about the plot--except that it keeps
topping its screwball conceits. Underlying Charlie Kaufman's ingenious
script are a number of surprisingly resonant riffs, from celebrities as
fantasy vessels to the appeal of virtual reality as an all-purpose
painkiller. Only when the movie's over do you notice how neatly the script
has set up puppeteering as a metaphor for obsession, and how slyly it keeps
extending that metaphor. And if that doesn't convince you to buy a ticket,
hey--did I mention Orson Bean?
The movie sours briefly when Craig's obsession spirals out of control;
the tone veers close to clammy self-pity. But Cusack and Diaz have scarcely
been better, and around every corner some marvelous bit player pops
up--like Mary Kay Place as a secretary with a hang-up about speech
impediments, or the Real-Life Hollywood Actor who shows up in a very funny
self-parody. As for the guest of honor himself, John Malkovich, he's a
great sport, and he fits in perfectly with the movie's spirit--i.e., he
does some of the goofiest things I've ever seen on film with a miraculously
straight face. You can argue the movie wouldn't work with an actor who's
more glamorous or notorious. Even so, we can still hold out hope for
Being Charlie Sheen.