In a recent episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, a character
described George Clooney's acting style thusly: "Head bob, smile, head bob,
head bob, smile." That puts Clooney's acting range about five gestures
ahead of Keanu Reeves. As an uptight lawyer who falls under Satan's spell
in The Devil's Advocate, Reeves goes beyond stiff to create a new standard
for screen rigidity. He's a cross between a plywood golem and a cereal-box
cutout of Al Gore.
To be fair, Reeves is working at a disadvantage: Nobody told him he was
making a comedy. Who knew? The Devil's Advocate starts out as a
Grisham-esque courtroom drama, detours into splattery horror, and winds up
as a hooty kitschfest, as Reeves is seduced into the inner sanctum of "John
Milton" (tee-hee), a high-powered attorney who caters to the world's agents
of disorder. After plucking Reeves from a low-level Florida courtroom,
Milton, played by Al Pacino, ensconces him and his wife in a posh Manhattan
apartment and bedazzles them with high living. Soon, however, the young
marrieds are receiving subtle hints that something is awry--for one thing,
all their newfound friends keep morphing into reptilian gargoyles.
The first half of the movie is trashy fun, but the director, Taylor
Hackford, spoils it with needlessly gory violence, dopey sexism, and
cornball shock effects. In interviews, Pacino has claimed that the movie is
intended to be funny, but it's hard to laugh when the one genuinely likable
character gets raped and beaten and has her ovaries ripped out. In place of
a coherent tone, Hackford ladles a generic big-budget gloss over horror,
farce, and domestic drama alike. The entire movie appears to have been
doused with floor wax.
In Speed and A Walk in the Clouds, Reeves was well cast in
roles that emphasized his endearingly dorky earnestness. Here, though, his
gung-ho seriousness makes him look like the butt of a massive practical
joke. He wouldn't seem so wooden if he hadn't been paired with Pacino, who
trundles out his entire wardrobe of oddball mannerisms: the juicy cackle,
the shouted emphaSES that COME out of noWHERE, the line read...ings
frac...tured by weird...pauses. Pacino's hambone glee is something to see,
but his mugging turns the movie into instant camp. We have seen the ruler
of hell, and he is Cosmo Kramer.
As Reeves' wife, the exciting new actress Charlize Theron is touching
and sympathetic--so much so that you dislike the movie even more when you
see what it has in store for her. Or maybe it doesn't. (You know a movie is
creatively bankrupt when it swipes a plot device from Dallas.) Apart
from Theron's presence, some of Pacino's more amusing outbursts, and Bruno
Rubeo's ornate production design, The Devil's Advocate is notable
only for the real-life celebrities who, for God knows what reason, agreed
to appear as Satan's associates: Don King, music attorney Alan Grubman, and
Sen. Alphonse D'Amato. Someone should warn the Devil he's keeping some
pretty sleazy company.