It would be entirely possible to make a compelling drama about four
teenagers who accidentally run over a pedestrian and then hide the body.
One could even imagine the gripping psychological suspense if, say, one
year later the teens began receiving mysterious letters that implied
someone knew their secret. But if that shadowy stranger were wearing a
fisherman's slicker and brandishing a giant hook? Well, then you'd have
your basic slasher flick--and you'd have lost all your drama and most of
your suspense.
I Know What You Did Last Summer is a retro horror film, directed by Jim
Gillespie and written by hot scribe Kevin Williamson, best known for his
work on last year's surprise hit Scream. Williamson's shtick thus far has
been to dress up old clichés in hip, ironic clothes. As much as
critics and cineastes may have wanted to like Scream for its self-aware
riffs on the slasher genre, the truth of the matter is that those riffs got
repetitive quickly, and Scream's real appeal was its throwback shocks and
gratuitous gore. It wasn't just about scary movies; it was a scary
movie.
The same is true of Summer. Early in the film, our four
protagonists (played by appealing young actors Jennifer Love Hewitt,
Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Ryan Phillippe) sit around a
campfire and relate different versions of the old "escaped mental patient
with a hook for a hand" urban legend. Late in the film, the police dredge
the ocean for a body and pull up only a disembodied hand clutching a silver
fishhook. In between these bits of pop-culture horseplay, the teens skulk
around for clues to the identity of their tormentor and try to avoid being
impaled.
There are some truly terrifying scenes in I Know What You Did Last
Summer. One involves Anne Heche, who creeps around her ramshackle house
in the country, mourning her dead brother and unnerving Hewitt and Gellar
(who may be responsible for the brother's death). Another well-conceived
set piece has a character being hacked to death in an alley while a parade
marches down the street barely 20 feet away. This movie can be faulted for
not properly exploring the psyches of the accidental killers, but never let
it be said that it doesn't shock the audience.
The question, of course, is whether the shocks are worth it. My
colleagues Donna Bowman and Jim Ridley have had a series of spirited
debates about the merits of Scream and the slasher genre as a
whole--Bowman regards the films with affection, while Ridley finds them
cheap and misanthropic. For my part, I thought Scream was a kick,
mainly because the characters were so cartoonish that their gruesome ends
didn't bother me.
Generally, though, I've been uncomfortable defending slasher flicks ever
since a college paper review of Nightmare on Elm Street 6 garnered a
rebuke from an editor who vividly remembered a female student who was
butchered in her dorm room. Although I think it's a dead end to connect
screen violence and real violence--because the relationship is so hard to
pin down--there comes a point when audience members should understand that
they are watching ritual murder in the name of entertainment. I can't deny
that I was frightened by I Know What You Did Last Summer. Nor can I
deny that it left me feeling empty and queasy.
Frankly, horror is a depressing, nihilistic genre. After a Saturday
double-feature of The Devil's Advocate and I Know What You Did
Last Summer, I've been down in the dumps until, well, I started working
on this review. If there must be a slasher revival, I suppose it's better
that smart writers like Williamson are leading the way. I wish the
filmmakers and the fans the best of luck, and I trust they can carry on
without me.