It's hard to believe that when Lethal Weapon was released in
1987, it was the state-of-the-art in action. Not that buddy-cop pictures
were ever really original, but director Richard Donner, producer Joel
Silver, and screenwriter Shane Black gave their comically bickering
duo an edgy twist by making one of them a dangerously violent, suicidal
psychopath. By 1990's sequel, both partners had become equally brutal in
their treatment of the bad guys, and Donner had perfected a blend of
rapid-fire editing and stream-of-incomprehensible-dialogue that
subsequently ruined nearly every action film for the next five years.
The Lethal Weapon buddies are L.A. policemen Riggs and Murtaugh,
played respectively by Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. In the just-released
Lethal Weapon 4, Gibson's character has evolved from a
nothing-to-lose nut, mourning the death of his wife, to a sweet-natured bad
cop with a live-in girlfriend and a baby on the way. Meanwhile, Glover's
Murtaugh, who was constantly repeating the mantra, "I'm getting too old for
this shit," has become addicted to rushing out on his imperiled family so
he can participate in a high-speed chase or terminate a lackey with extreme
prejudice.
Lethal Weapon 4 is ostensibly about Riggs and Murtaugh's attempt
to thwart a Chinatown crime boss who's smuggling in his countrymen and
exploiting them as slave labor. More than ever, though, the story is an
afterthought--an excuse for the leads to do their shtick while Joe Pesci
(reprising his role as nattering Leo Getz) and Chris Rock (as a hilariously
profane young cop) babble away on the edge of the frame. What's more, three
previous films have added so many subplots that the only way to resolve
them all is to have Riggs and Murtaugh shout lines like "Your wife is
pregnant!" while emptying a clip into some random criminal. Even with the
economizing, Lethal Weapon 4 dawdles for an hour--45 minutes before
the actual plot begins, 15 minutes after it's resolved--to give every minor
character ample time in the spotlight.
The series has also been getting increasingly surreal, heightening its
violence and physical comedy until the two have become confusingly
intertwined. Some lowlights from previous installments include the scene in
Lethal Weapon 2 in which Murtaugh repeatedly riddles some henchman
with a nail gun and then says (ha ha) "nailed the sucker"; or the scene in
Lethal Weapon 3 in which Riggs and Murtaugh, demoted to beat cops,
physically assault a jaywalker. The running "gag" in the fourth Lethal
Weapon is how callously the partners knock off skulking Chinese
thugs.
What makes the relentless, ridiculous violence of the Lethal
Weapon movies that much odder is Richard Donner's habit of sneaking
liberal humanist messages into his films. Through posters and dialogue,
Donner has tackled dolphin-safe tuna, apartheid, abortion, gun control, the
heartless U.S. immigration policy, and animal rights. All the while,
though, his films treat human beings as disposable evil machines to be
slaughtered indiscriminately.
Still, as appalling as Lethal Weapon 4 can be, there's something
about it that's almost...quaint. The state of the art has changed, and
films like LW4 and Armageddon seem archaic compared to John
Woo's pop opera Face/Off or Jackie Chan's kinetic kung-fu comedies.
Donner nods to the new bosses by casting Hong Kong martial-arts master Jet
Li as his primary bad guy, and by employing visual references to Woo's
gun-in-the-face poses and to Chan's outlandish stunts.
The problem is that the audience gets so charged up by the Hong
Kong-inspired stuff that it makes the standard Donner action scenes seem
all the more tired. My wife and I started chanting "Go Jet Li!" every time
he appeared onscreen, and we mourned his requisite impaling at the end.
(This isn't spoiling any surprises--the price of being a cool bad guy these
days is a good impaling.) As for Donner, Gibson, and Glover, they really
are getting too old for this shit. I think we all are.