FIERCE CREATURES IS a comedy from some of
the folks who brought us the Monty Python TV series and
movies. John Cleese and Michael Palin have persevered (while Terry
Gilliam went off to direct 12 Monkeys). The peculiar, over-educated
style of the original BBC TV series translated well to the big
screen in the '70s. Monty Python and the Holy Grail and
Life of Brian were strange and imaginative movies, so well
beloved that I, for one, know several dedicated folks who have
committed entire passages to memory.
With Fierce Creatures and its predecessor, A Fish Called
Wanda, Cleese and Palin have left the realm of sketch-based,
silly, nonlinear comedy and strayed into the territory of hackneyed
romantic comedies. They managed to pull this off with A Fish
Called Wanda, which retained some of the anarchic, uncontrolled
edge of their earlier work--work that occasionally seemed to have
popped unfiltered from somebody's unconscious mind. If A Fish
Called Wanda was a pet, it would be something like a Siberian
Husky--domesticated, but with a trace of wildness in it. Fierce
Creatures, on the other hand, would be closer to a fluffed
and groomed miniature poodle.
The problem seems to be that Cleese and co-writer Iain Johnstone
have taken the featherweight demands of the romantic comedy to
heart. Too much of this movie follows a basic formula familiar
to us all, and there's nothing funny about watching things unfold
precisely as we expect them to.
The plot involves a trio of high-powered executives who find
themselves in charge of a zoo in England, and are under orders
to turn the charming little menagerie into a high-profit venture.
The three become involved in all sorts of machinations meant to
save (or destroy) the zoo; Vince McCain (Kevin Kline) is the spoiled
son of a tycoon intent on turning the business into a marketing
marvel. His rival, Rollo Lee (John Cleese), is an evil man who's
miraculously converted by the adorable antics of baby animals.
At the center of the turmoil is Willa Weston (Jamie Lee Curtis),
a provocative business woman who dresses for success by emphasizing
her fabulous breasts and, trooper that she is, she doesn't even
seem to mind when her boss cops a feel.
I'm willing to be a good sport, and I'm as cognizant as the next
guy that there's a long tradition of humor that depends upon women's
breasts. Nonetheless, I found the abject sexism in Willa's characterization
sort of revolting. Willa smiles serenely as her male co-workers
gawk at her cleavage and pester her for sex. Far worse than a
straight-up bimbo is the character who's meant to be smart and
powerful but is still a bimbo underneath. It's as if Willa's intelligence
and power were nothing more than sexualized accessories--personality
as a push-up bra.
Of course, these kinds of adolescent yuks--boob, fart and sex
jokes--are the bread and butter of comedy. Monty Python has never
really been above that, but they have been known to manage to
water it down with stranger, more challenging types of humor.
That doesn't happen in Fierce Creatures. The movie plods
along with predictable twists and turns you can see coming for
miles. Cleese and Johnstone never do anything to alienate their
audience, but they never do anything really daring, either. Everyone
in this movie is basically nice, and the antics, which involve
cuddly animals, don't have the pathological edge we've come to
love and expect from Monty Python. There's nothing as sinister
as the dead parrot sketch. Nothing dies.
Though as a whole Fierce Creatures is a disappointment,
there are a few wonderfully funny moments. As the zoo falls prey
to the evil genius of marketing, the animals pick up sponsors:
A tiger paces in his cage, wearing a bib that says something like
"Absolute Threatening." Vince McCain installs an animatronic
panda in a cage, on the crass but basically accurate theory that
no one in England has ever seen a real panda anyway.