Perhaps the best feature of this film
is that they can use the same title for the inevitable pornographic
parody. Steven Seagal, dressed in some of the most appalling leather
outfits since Pamela Anderson's few clothed scenes in Barb
Wire, stars as a bizarrely violent E.P.A. agent on the trail
of evil polluter Chris Christofferson. Posing as a missionary
carpenter (you figure out the symbolism), he goes to a small Appalachian
community and starts repairing porches in the hopes that someone
will be grateful enough to turn state's evidence. When this bone-headed
plan doesn't work, he just blows his cover and starts hurting
people until the pollution stops. Then he hurts more people because
he thinks the judicial system wasn't tough enough on the polluters.
Then he marries the woman whom the community has ostracized because
they think she murdered her father when really her brother, who
had been molesting her, murdered their father and got her to take
the rap before joining the evil polluters and getting caught in
a cave-in within the toxic-waste-filled coal mine after a shoot-out
with Steven Seagal, who escapes so he can marry the aforementioned
ostracized woman. Then the movie is over and nobody else gets
their ass kicked while the credits roll.
--DiGiovanna
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