I DIDN'T EXPECT much from Kingpin, a comedy
about bowling from the Farrelly brothers, the team who brought
us Dumb & Dumber. I figured it would be stupid, adolescent,
forced and unfunny. It was stupid and adolescent, but it also
turned out to be surprisingly funny and thoroughly enjoyable.
Good performances, a quirky, non-formulaic script and plenty of
self-conscious humor somehow managed to keep Kingpin from
slipping into the quagmire of stupid, offensive comedies.
It's the story of Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson), a fresh, innocent
junior bowling champ who succumbs to the ways of the world when
he decides to try the pro circuit. Disco music throbs and polyester
shirts glisten as a blown-dry Harrelson, full of idealism, sets
out to make it big. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up falling
in with Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray), an underhanded operator.
Together, they trick lesser bowlers out of cash like Eddie Felson
in The Hustler until some tough guys get pissed off and
feed Munson's shooting hand into the ball uptake machine.
Seventeen years later, Munson is a balding alcoholic with a rubber
prosthesis that fits over his hook and precious few prospects
on his horizon. Not only is his innocence ravaged, he's adopted
all the smarmy, insidious ways of his nemesis, McCracken. He lies,
cons, prostitutes himself, etc. Then he meets up with Ishmael
(Randy Quaid), a sweet, Amish bowling savant who needs to raise
money to save his community's farm. The two decide to go to the
world bowling championship in Reno, and on the way they meet up
with Claudia (Vanessa Angel), a babe who wants to go along.
The main purpose of this admittedly contrived plot is to deliver
jokes, which it does with predictable regularity. Of course, the
most contrived parts end up being the least funny--the story of
Ishmael's inevitable introduction to booze, cigarettes and dissipation
and Munson's parallel reaquaintance with the ideals of love, hard
work and friendship provide the most predicable jokes. But this
script has an edgy, dark side that ends up delivering the best
moments of the movie.
Munson is a broken man, and his depressing life in a Pennsylvania
mill town is just ugly enough to be funny in a dangerous, uncomfortable
way. When a sports interviewer asks him what he's been doing in
the 17 years since he left the pro circuit, he replies, "Drinking."
"But you're not drinking anymore..." responds the nervous
interviewer. "No, of course not," says Munson. Then,
"Why, are you buying?"
Harrelson clearly enjoys playing the scheming, not-too-bright
Munson (the Farrellys seem to be happiest with characters who
aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer); and Murray, reprising
his familiar, smarmy, man-about-town act, gleefully mugs through
his role as the sleaziest bowler in America. Murray's position
as a suave sociopath allows him to transgress without being noticed,
and he has probably the funniest, meanest lines in the movie.
After being smoothly charming to a waitress (who brings him a
Tanqueray and Tab) he asks if she'd mind "washing that perfume
off before you come back to the table, hon."
The filmmakers seem to follow a strategy that allows them to
try anything in the service of comedy. On the one hand, this gives
Kingpin a healthy dose of absurdity that keeps the audience
off-balance. Chris Elliot, playing a high roller in Reno, offers
to give Harrelson a million dollars if he can sleep with Quaid--a
weird, unexpected reference to Harrelson's role in Indecent
Proposal. When the travelers get to Reno, the first thing
they see is an advertisement for one of the endless shows put
on in gambling towns: The Jeffersons on Ice.
But all this unrestrained comic energy also finds release in
some really offensive scenes. The movie is without question misogynistic,
moving well beyond the usual offering of boob-and-nipple jokes.
One scene has Harrelson vomiting, repeatedly, after (presumably)
performing cunnilingus on his blowzy landlady in exchange for
rent. I was surprised by the PG-13 rating; the movie deserves
an R. Another scene (after Chris Elliot makes his million dollars
proposition) has Randy Quaid lying on a hotel bed with his pants
around his ankles while Madonna's "Like A Virgin" plays
on the soundtrack. If all this isn't disconcerting to a 13-year-old,
it should be.