I FIND JIM Carrey overwhelmingly repellent. Something about
his rubbery features and squeaky voice trigger my cootie detector.
The truth is, he just grosses me out--this is purely subjective.
I realize he's wildly popular and that the venerable tradition
of slapstick comedy goes back to the early days of cinema. I'd
also never actually seen a "Jim Carrey Movie," except
for Batman, when he was buried under makeup, but the previews
and TV commercials were proof enough. I knew what waited for me:
jokes about flatulence, jokes about women's breasts, jokes about
fat people. Then a guy slips on a banana peel.
Still, I found myself, on a Saturday afternoon, enthusiastically
preparing to see Liar, Liar, the latest in the Carrey oeuvre.
I could say I planned to see Liar, Liar because nothing
else of note opened over the weekend. Or I could say I wanted
to see it because a friend had coerced me, or that I was curious
about Jim Carrey, or because I mistook it for a re-make of the
1993 TV movie of the same name "in which a 14-year-old girl
(Vanessa King) accuses her father (Art Hindle) of incest."
But the real reason I went was this: I just felt like seeing something
stupid.
How, under these circumstances, could I have been disappointed?
Yes, Liar, Liar is stupid. For laughs, Liar, Liar
mostly relies upon the extensile skills of a full-grown man who
is constantly freaking out physically. This is what happens when
a lawyer cannot lie, we are told. Jim Carrey comes to us in the
guise of counselor Fletcher Reede, "a self-centered prick"
as he describes himself, who can't be true to the people he loves
and refuses to be honest about anything. He's constantly disappointing
his five-year-old son Max (Justin Cooper), an adorable little
moppet who looks like a shrunken version of Paul McCartney. On
his birthday, Max gets his wish that his dad will stop lying for
one day.
Fletcher Reede, compelled to tell the truth, finds himself in
touch with some sort of primal core of honesty within him. Not
only does he tell the truth, he has access to his innermost instincts
concerning his co-workers, friends, whomever. These he spouts
off at the slightest prompting, and, I hate to say it, at first
it's pretty funny. When a judge asks in an off-hand way how Fletcher's
doing, he's obliged to admit he's still recovering from "a
bad sexual episode." I don't know. I thought it was funny.
This movie has only one gimmick though, and after a while it
begins to wear thin. There is something exhilarating about
watching a self-serving, rich, weaseling lawyer being forced to
reveal basic truths about himself, but only for about 20 minutes.
After that, the screenwriters continue to pump this one joke dry
by devising an elaborate and boring plot involving a cheatin'
wife, lawyerly ambitions, and a totally random, meaningless deadline
that Fletcher must meet, or lose the love of his son. This eventually
degenerates into an absurd chase on a runway. You don't want to
know.
The ironic thing of it is, this movie is so relentlessly dishonest,
more than even your average Hollywood offering. Despite the smarmy
message it delivers, Liar, Liar is obsessed with Jim Carrey.
He's in almost every shot, and when he isn't, the other characters
talk about him. Despite the fact that Carrey's famous overacting
is comic book-like and unreal, his character is the most
life-like in the whole movie. Even Max is reduced to a stick figure
of a child. Everyone keeps saying he's turning five years old,
but the kid is obviously older. Then everyone starts talking about
how he has to be picked up from school, but four-year-olds don't
go to school. Despite a plot designed to glorify the responsibility
parents hold towards their children, it's like the kid's life
doesn't matter. The only thing that's matters is Jim Carrey, and
he's insane.