WATCHING THIS FILM, a slight, high-energy, Australian version
of Singles, I amused myself by coming up with potential
tag-lines (as opposed to the clunky "We love because it is
the only true adventure" that the studio decided upon). When
the lesbian character Mia (Frances O'Connor) breaks up with her long-time lover, Danni (Radha Mitchell), which is just after the other main female character, Alice (Alice Garner), gets a date
with the campus hunk, Ari (Matthew Dyktynski), but not until after poor Michael (Matt Day) has failed in his attempt to meet the
both of them, I decided on, "When love blooms, the petals
better watch out." But later on, after Mia and Danni have
rekindled and Alice has found her true love (I wouldn't dare ruin
the surprise), all of which is during the house-warming party
the two women have in their new apartment, I thought instead,
"Spry romantic comedies give me stomach ulcers."
In any event, the film is over-sweet and frantic, like a double
espresso with a dozen sugar cubes. You leave the theater twitching
from the overdose.
You know you're in for it right at the start. The films' credit
sequence is set over delightful, giggly super-8 home movies of
Mia and Alice clowning around in their new apartment to the strains
of advanced supermarket music. Oh, lord, you think: IRONY. But
the truth is the film is too sweet to be cynical. After the first
scene or two, we've learned that:
a) Alice is the Shirley Feeney character, sweet and cute
as a button, wanting a boyfriend (which, she is to explain somewhat
expositorily, she hasn't had for three years) who is left-handed
and likes the same movies she does, and;
b) Mia is a gay Laverne DeFazio, breezy and manipulative,
who happily enjoys the chaos she projects into her life.
What we don't get much of is depth. First-time director Emma-Kate
Croghan (who also co-wrote the screenplay), gives us likable,
amusing caricatures of college students. The genre is tried and
true, of course, from Animal House to Reality Bites.
Young folk are particularly easy to typify and short-change, especially
for comedies' sake. It can be a winning formula, but in Croghan's
hands, unfortunately, what you're left with isn't a whole lot
better than an old-school John Hughes flick (okay, sans
the lesbian angle). The film, which all takes place in the course
of a single day and night, was reportedly shot very quickly within
the constraints of a tight budget, which does give it a kind of
kinetic bounce: The characters charge from scene to scene with
reckless abandon, but it moves so quickly we never get to settle
in with any of them.
The male characters suffer more noticeably from this treatment.
Ari, a good-looking but grandiose philosophical classics student,
becomes more and more vacuously self-aggrandizing as the film
progresses. Michael, the shleppy med student, remains nervous
and mostly unmade. Despite the addition of oh-so-penetrating printed
quotes (from Jane Austin, Alfred Hitchcock and Nikki Giovanni,
among others), and an incessant philosophical kibitzing ("Love
is always dangerous," Ari muses near the beginning) the film
never dares go any deeper than surface level, as if that would
slow its frenetic pace too much. That these people all find love
in the end isn't surprising, it's how small of an emotional blip
it manages to register that you notice.
Not to be totally tyrannical, the film does have an even pace
and flow (albeit at 45 rpm), and the actors, especially O'Connor
and Garner, each have their moments. You get the sense it was
a blast to make for everyone involved in the production. The enthusiasm
shows, but after the culmination of events and the women's party,
where all things become reconciled, you realize there wasn't any
real conflict to begin with. Croghan spends the entire film trying
to convince us of the depth of her characters' romantic problems,
only to have them laughingly resolve everything by the end. External
angst? It was all a mirage; everyone's happy after all. Have a
nice day.