THIS IS A story about two people who went to see Phenomenon.
One person's name was Tracy, and she was excited to see the movie
because she admired the work of John Travolta. Tracy was also
excited because the movie was directed by Jon Turtletaub, a man
whom Tracy believed may have gone to the same grade school as
she had. Tracy wasn't sure, but she knew there had been a boy
named Jon Turtletaub two grades ahead of her. Like most Americans,
Tracy was thrilled to be in any sort of proximity to fame, and
for a moment this proximity made her feel a little more interesting
than she actually was.
The other person's name was Timmy, and he was glad to be seeing
the movie because Tracy, who reviewed movies for an alternative
news weekly, had been able to get him into the theater for free.
He also enjoyed sitting in the press section, an island of seats
ringed by masking tape, because sitting in a special section made
him feel set apart, as though he might be a little more interesting
than he actually was.
Tracy enjoyed sitting in the press section for the same reason,
though sometimes the masking tape got stuck in her hair, which
she didn't like, and sometimes latecomers climbed over her legs
once the movie had started. Tracy felt sorry for the latecomers
who had to sit next to her because they had to listen to the small,
involuntarily noises she made when a movie was bad. They had to
listen to many such noises during Phenomenon, and also
to the negotiations between Tracy and Timmy as they tried to decide
whether to watch the entire movie or leave before it ended.
After watching Phenomenon for 10 minutes, Timmy argued
they should leave the theater. He pointed out that a movie with
characters and dialogue as deeply flawed as this could never redeem
itself, even if given all the time in the world. By then Travolta
had been visited by a strange blinding light, which had dramatically
increased his intelligence and also sort of turned him into Jimmy
Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life. Tracy said she wanted
to stay because she might write about the movie, and also, she
thought it would be "cool" to watch Travolta "get
really smart." Timmy advised her that her hopes were in vain.
Tracy tried to sit quietly through the rest of the movie, but
she couldn't help making dissatisfied noises every time the characters
either spoke or did something. Overall she found the movie painful,
almost physically so, and after 90 minutes she began actually
feeling humiliated or degraded by the quality of the movie, and
by the speeches Travolta made about the triumph of the human spirit,
which were so obviously intended not to lift our spirits but to
make money for the filmmakers. At this point, she suggested to
Timmy that they leave.
Timmy refused, at first gently, but later, after Tracy pleaded
with him, he used his position on the aisle to block her exit.
Tracy was not sure why he was doing this, though she knew Timmy
was not enjoying the movie, and that he sometimes found an odd
satisfaction in doing things he did not enjoy. She knew he might
go to a Star Trek convention or take up clogging, not because
these things would give him pleasure, but because they were so
antithetical to what he might like to do naturally that in retrospect,
these activities would produce a shock of incongruity, which in
itself would give him pleasure.
Or perhaps he would not allow her to leave because the movie
was hurting him, and he in turn wished to hurt another.
Or--and Tracy found this the most likely--perhaps he took a sort
of older-brother's sadistic pleasure in keeping her there which
was, for him, vastly entertaining, despite the fact the movie
was not.
Or perhaps his reasoning was obscure, like the time he'd told
a stranger to read the movie section of an alternative news weekly
because it usually included mention of the television show Xena:
Warrior Princess, and that this was a sign that a secret cult
had sprung up around this show. He encouraged Tracy to mention
Xena: Warrior Princess as often as she could in her writing,
in order to fool this stranger, and also to satisfy some whimsical
sense of purposeless subterfuge, which he found vastly entertaining,
even when Xena: Warrior Princess was not.
Tracy was vexed that Timmy would not allow her to leave. She
felt the movie was hurting her, perhaps in a way that would not
be easily healed. Later, she said it was the rose filter, which
made each of the shots in the movie look as though it had been
filmed at sunrise, which most offended her, while Timmy said he'd
been most offended by the saccharine music.
This was after the movie had ended and they had left. Tracy no
longer felt angry at Timmy, perhaps because she was so relieved
to be free. She did, however, feel angry at Jon Turtletaub, as
well as John Travolta and the entire state of California, whose
purpose it was to produce such empty entertainments salted with
simplistic spiritual messages. Rather than feeling uplifted by
the spiritual messages, Tracy felt, as she searched for her car,
curiously empty, as though she had been assaulted by a blinding
light which had somehow left her less interesting than ever before.