The word is out--Al Pacino has been cloned! How
else do you explain his appearance in a new movie every other
month? The latest, Two Bits, has Pacino (or his clone)
playing an old Italian grandfather dispensing packets of wisdom
to his 12-year-old grandson in depression-era Chicago. This movie,
with its unabashed nostalgia for an imagined past, is as drenched
in amber haze as a Country Time lemonade-style drink mix commercial.
In the midst of this pandering, sentimental dross, Pacino (or
his clone) relentlessly hams up the dying man shtick. In fact,
the entire movie is essentially an hour-and-a-half death scene
for Pacino. Watch him (or his clone) droop, sputter and fade!
Watch his grandson learn stuff! See how aesthetically pleasing
the depression really was!
--Stacey Richter
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The Corruptor 
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